i hate (not heart) storms

Because of the terrible weather outside, now would be a good time to tell you how much I absolutely hate storms. I am so scared of them and literally cannot sleep with one blowing outside my window. There are other reasons too...

Storms are gloomy. Storms are loud. Storms are ugly. Storms are windy. Storms are wet and nasty. Storms often cause destruction. Storms SUCK THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING!

And that is why I hate storms. Don't forget to carry a bright umbrella with you! :)